Pick a hardcore band you like and they describe you.. I don’t like how accurate this is. #haveheart #hardcore #me #narcism
Campest Stormtrooper ever.. Also why is Kylo Ren on his knees? #starwars #stormtrooper #camp (at Selfridges, Birmingham)
A trip for salad ends with the pub, we so healthy… #pub #JackDaniels #hipsterpub #girlfriend #funtimes (at The One Tun Pub)
If you’re gonna be ill stuck in on a Saturday night it may as well be drinking caffeine free coca cola and watching Dragon Ball Z.. I’m so rock n roll #dragonballz #saiyan #cellgames #night in #alone #supercool
Virgin trains.. when did you get a sense of humour #virgintrains #travel #wtf #lol #funny #toilet #seat
another thing I want to do to my girlfriend, followed by one in the pink and stink and then putting my tongue bar to use..
And just like that, once his beard was removed Johnny Depp’s age finally caught up to him
I feel so uncomfortable
fucking tell me he’s sexy now bitches..
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Anonymous asked - "Vaginal or Anal? ;) "
This is the fist anon I’ve had in like foreverrrrrr, and you choose to ask this? You nosey lil thing you!
I’ve not had it up the butt so not anal…
…yet